A home to die for
LOCATION: An industrial estate near you
PRICE: £5000 pcm
BEDROOMS: 0.5
BATHROOM-KITCHEN-HYBRIDS: 1
ESTATE AGENT: From Hell
key features
Energy Performance Rating: S (Sweltering in summer and Siberian in winter)
Service charge rate: Unpredictable and rising
Water efficiency rating: D (Delightfully damp)
Nearest school, park, GP, bus stop or station: Just a 50 minute walk away
We guarantee serious health implications for you, and your family.
property description
Location, location, location. Mere meters from the vibrant local motorway you will benefit from inhaling the fumes emitted from a vast array of vehicles that drive by.
You can't miss the opportunity of a lifetime to rent this property. You will be filled with dreams of alterations, all the while enjoying the shoddy workmanship that created such an astonishing space.
From our floor plan you'll marvel at how the accommodation is so inconveniently arranged, minimising storage, movement and access to daylight, from front to rear.
